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Closed RP with phantomtrio

  • Tommy nuzzles Michael, "mmmnn~"

  • Michael Phantom:

    -murrs softly as he nuzzles her-

  • "Michael~ How are you?"

  • Michael Phantom:

    -slowly wakes up and smiles- I'm doing alright, how about you, little brother?~

  • Tommy yawns softly, "Doing good, Just had my balls over expanded from her~" he gestures to Nena. "Was even eaten. Today was good"

  • Michael Phantom:

    -giggles softly- I see and that's good~~ -smiles up at Tommy- Want to take a nap in your big sister's breasts, Tommy?~ -looks over at Nena- This invitation includes you too, sis~~

  • Nena Phantom:

    -blushes a bit, but then yawns softly before nodding-

  • Tommy nods, "S-sure~ sounds warm~"

  • Michael Phantom:

    Then come here you two~~ -grabs both of them and then pulls them into her cleavage, murring softly and giggling softly as she notices Nena blushing more-

  • Tommy was blushing deeply as well, then softly kisses her breast soon burying his face into it. "Mmmnnn~"

  • Michael Phantom:

    -murrs softly and then yawns a bit as she gently squishes Nena and Tommy with her breasts-

  • Tommy giggles soon falling asleep

Closed RP with phantomtrio

  • Tommy nuzzles Michael, "mmmnn~"

  • Michael Phantom:

    -murrs softly as he nuzzles her-

  • "Michael~ How are you?"

  • Michael Phantom:

    -slowly wakes up and smiles- I'm doing alright, how about you, little brother?~

  • Tommy yawns softly, "Doing good, Just had my balls over expanded from her~" he gestures to Nena. "Was even eaten. Today was good"

  • Michael Phantom:

    -giggles softly- I see and that's good~~ -smiles up at Tommy- Want to take a nap in your big sister's breasts, Tommy?~ -looks over at Nena- This invitation includes you too, sis~~

  • Nena Phantom:

    -blushes a bit, but then yawns softly before nodding-

  • Tommy nods, "S-sure~ sounds warm~"

  • Michael Phantom:

    Then come here you two~~ -grabs both of them and then pulls them into her cleavage, murring softly and giggling softly as she notices Nena blushing more-

  • Tommy was blushing deeply as well, then softly kisses her breast soon burying his face into it. "Mmmnnn~"

Closed RP with phantomtrio

  • Nena Phantom:

    -giggles- Sorry, little brother~~ -smiles while getting off of him- Maybe after you've cock vored Johann and/or Michael~~

  • -Tommy'll find that the snoring is coming from a set of branches above him and the one snoozing is Michael, in her anthro Ninetails form-

  • Tommy giggles smiling up at her, then hops up snuggling into Michael with Nena still on his back

  • -Nena giggles softly as she holds onto him. Michael murrs softly as she's snuggled-

  • Tommy nuzzles Michael, "mmmnn~"

  • Michael Phantom:

    -murrs softly as he nuzzles her-

  • "Michael~ How are you?"

  • Michael Phantom:

    -slowly wakes up and smiles- I'm doing alright, how about you, little brother?~

  • Tommy yawns softly, "Doing good, Just had my balls over expanded from her~" he gestures to Nena. "Was even eaten. Today was good"

  • Michael Phantom:

    -giggles softly- I see and that's good~~ -smiles up at Tommy- Want to take a nap in your big sister's breasts, Tommy?~ -looks over at Nena- This invitation includes you too, sis~~

  • Nena Phantom:

    -blushes a bit, but then yawns softly before nodding-

  • Tommy nods, "S-sure~ sounds warm~"

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back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

SO I got something

There was this one loser who had to go and gather 107 other losers to beat the Evil Galactic tyrant known as Alieta.
One of those losers died, and after gathering the last of the 107 God Cards. The loser was brought back.
Beliving in the heart of the cards, Alieta was overthrown, and they took over the world.
All hail the Great Hokage Ichigo

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